There is no way to do it and not drip on yourself. I did. There are FUDs a plenty on the market. Different FUDs provide different functionalities, and each has pros and cons. I ended up with the GoGirl because it seemed like it would be a good contender in an all-around funnel-to-funnel piss-off, and my editor sprang for the extension tube.
Horny teen blonde pissing and squirting. Compilation of floods. Czech teens first extreme pissing video.
Any Orange Is the New Black fans out there will remember the episode when Poussey invented a contraption that let her pee standing up. Granted, it's best to sit while peeing; hovering can leave urine in your bladder, which ups your risk for a UTI, says Mary H. Palmer, Ph. But in the name of science, we tested these tools for peeing like a dude.