If you have a chance to be reincarnated and the only option for you is to be reborn as a sea creature, you would definitely not choose to be a sea cucumber, which looks like a lump of intestine crawling around the sea floor. Lives inside the anus. Such is the life of the Pearl Fish, a slimy-looking, translucent fish that makes its home inside rocks and invertebrates such as starfish, oysters, and clams. But its most favorite home is right inside the anus of the sea cucumber. See, the sea cucumber breathes through its anus. The Pearl Fish has two ways to penetrate the bum of the sea cucumber.
Page 1 of 2 1 2 Last Jump to page: Results 1 to 30 of Thread: Lost a cucumber up my girl's ass today Lost a cucumber up my girl's ass today My girlfriend is always complaining that my penis is too small for her, like we'd be fuking and she'd be like "i dont even feel anything we should break up". But i know i cannot satisfy her anymore and when were in public she starts to drift off and talk to other guys while touching their arms. This hurts my feelings a lot and ive mentioned this to her before but she just says "dont worry about it", well earlier today we were both shopping for some food when i saw an abnormally large cucumber, maybe 6 inches long
Have you thought about the health of your butt lately? We tend to give anal health the short shrift in comparison to the time we spend thinking about the well-being of our vaginas, those pampered show ponies of the underwear area. But anuses require good treatment too, and that includes refraining from putting certain items and substances into or around them. Once people get over the initial difficulties of having anal sex — the tightness, the need for artificial lubrication, and the need for cleanliness — they sometimes believe that the gates are open, and our anuses will happily and healthily accept basically anything. This is not an all-ages disco, guys.
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